THE INTERNET ON MY KINDLE IS FASTER THAN THIS LAPTOP; CLEARLY TEXT UPDATES ARE FAR EASIER. ALSO EASIER:

- trying to act sober around my parents while explaining why my flask of whiskey if empty and sitting nicely on top of the recycling bin

- feeling uncomfortable in the sole grocery store of mathews, virginia, while sporting this handlebar moustache. was literally cornered by a man asking me, “YOU FROM OUT WEST OR SOMPIN’?” 

- watching the daily fourteen episodes of cheaters that air on G4.

 luh u joey greco

” h o l l e u r ” @ monique